:)

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 06/13/2018 at 13:00 • Filed to: If he closes... I mean he doesn't own the home yet! -- oh shit he does? Damn I hate it when people are happy!

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Just signed our closing paperwork. Our house is sold, and proceeds have been wired to escrow towards our new home. Absolutely nothing went wrong. I can’t believe it!

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/13/2018 at 13:02

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Congratulations!

I’m super happy for you!

vondon302 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/13/2018 at 13:04

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Congrats! But you do know you just jinxed yourself.

vicali > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/13/2018 at 13:06

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functionoverfashion > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/13/2018 at 13:06

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I know it’s been done, but I had to. Just because.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/13/2018 at 13:06

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how the fuck? it took like 2 or 3 months from our offer to closing

Deal Killer - Powered by Focus > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/13/2018 at 13:08

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Congrats on selling the home. Keep your signing hand limber. Last time I went through the mortgage process, I lost track of how many times I signed my name or initialed a paper. I’m guessing in the dozens.

lone_liberal > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/13/2018 at 13:09

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What? Nothing went wrong? That’s both extremely great and weird. The universe must be paying you back for all of the shit it made you go through.

haveacarortwoorthree2 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/13/2018 at 13:18

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Nothing went wrong ..... except the title company wired those funds to a bank in Hong Kong pursuant to the instructions received from a hacked email account. :)

But seriously, congrats!

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/13/2018 at 13:25

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BRB filing a lien.

Shane Moore > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/13/2018 at 14:02

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That “Filed to:” tho...

Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus 06/13/2018 at 14:03

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Deal Killer is not joking. I SIGNED THINGS FOR LITERALLY AN HOUR AND 49 MINUTES. I am certain that I would have cramped were not my fingers and wrists where conditioned by decades of musicianship.

Bring a spare pen because the first may run out of ink.

Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious > Shane Moore 06/13/2018 at 14:05

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Was just about to post this. My first thought was, “wait, is some random going to roll up and start giving him crap for no reason again?”

WilliamsSW > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/13/2018 at 15:02

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Congratulations! !

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious 06/13/2018 at 15:39

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Well I’m still pretty sour about that incident. Success is the best revenge.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > haveacarortwoorthree2 06/13/2018 at 15:40

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He’s a trustworthy Nigerian Prince!